programming quotes
hello everybody ,,, or let's say hello people from the IT faculty ,, becuase my topic wont be understood pretty much by other people as much by u
today i got u some quotes about programming ,so enjoy them and please consider no offense or harm if there's any in these words
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here they are:: ;
I somehow feel responsible for the future existence and acceptance of my "child". I'd spend hours trying to find the tiny bug that causes my child to misbehave or act strangely. But that's my mild superpower...
I make the world a better place by writing mindless back-end programs that no-one will ever see nor even know that it's there. But I know; and that's all that matters
Going from programming in Pascal to programming in C, is like learning to write in Morse code.
Trying to outsmart a compiler defeats much of the purpose of using one
The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones."
Reusing pieces of code is liked picking off sentences from other people’s stories and trying to make a magazine article
•Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.
•Programmer: An organism that can turn caffeine into code.
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
One man's crappy software is another man's full time job
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Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. but
Good programmers write code that humans can understand
In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be
reborn.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then
programming must be the process of putting them in.
measuring the success of a code by its length is the same as measuring the length of your path by the number of cars you cross by...
good programmer is someone who looks both ways to cross one way road
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